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Tick Tack Toe
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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Circle gets the square.


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I pulled a tick right off my leg

While I was on Vacation

It seems that they are plentiful

In that part of our nation

 

He weren’t too fat or bloated up

It is often that they are

And by the time you find them

They could fill a mason jar

 

This one didn’t even itch

Plus I got his head out too

For if you fail to do so

A big ole lump will form on you

 

With a smirk I squashed the thing

While I strolled across the floor

And stepped right on a thumb tack

Fallen out of a kitchen drawer

 

Naturally it was the big toe

The one that took the poke

I’m glad there were no witnesses

To the torrent of vocal smoke

 

So now I sport a bandaid

With just myself to blame

Unlike the Title’s Homonyms

Tick Tack Toe is not a game

 

 

 

 

 

 

Copyright © 2012 Patrick Granfors

 


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 Reviews of "Tick Tack Toe"
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on June 26, 2012
Vocal smoke?!!! Giggle....sorry about your incident...but this was hilarious! Thanks for the giggles, Patrick...

Anna

Reviewed on June 23, 2012
PAT ...

PER PIC ... TAX ... HAVE IT !!!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 23, 2012
Great wordplay! This one I can read with barely a tick of the clock, it wasn't tacky, and it toed the line. I hope you can top that one next time…

Ron

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on June 23, 2012
A smile for a cute poem to remember your vacation.
xoxox for your boo-boo's.

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on June 23, 2012
Those damn vacations sure are dangerous, maybe you should switch to checkers. Dick

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on June 22, 2012
Perhaps a Kiss (x) and Hug (0) to make it
better *Patrick*...
as that would be a win win situation!!!!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on June 22, 2012
Problem with human tick bites, my friend, is that they can cause Lyme disease and that is not a joke.
Mark

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 22, 2012
Thanks for the laugh, Patrick. Well done.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on June 22, 2012
Patrick,
cute..the tick then the tack in the toe..I like that
Budd

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on June 22, 2012
I hear they have a bounty on tick heads. Get enough of 'em in a quart jar might be some serious money. Thought I'd pass that along.


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