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ET is Here!!!
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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I took this photo of a petrified “ET” down by the lake on Saint Patrick’s Day. This is clear evidence of Extraterrestrial Life and proof that green beer opens the senses to scientific observation


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Who could have known that my own backyard

Is the site of an alien grave

Where is his ship and the rest of the crew

Is he the only one they couldn’t save

 

Or did they blast away to galaxies far

Giving ours a healthy wide berth

Perhaps leaving behind a deviant

Abandoned on the prisoner planet earth

 

No phoning home for this little guy

The cell tower lies deep in the wood

Unless he liked sushi or possum

His outlook frankly wasn’t too good

 

The Corps of Engineers flooded the river

Turning this place into a lake

Maybe he was walking the shoreline

And encountered a poisonous snake

 

No way to know his fate I suppose

Only the latent evidence is clear

The picture you see should convince you

That ET was definitely here

 

 

 

 

 

Copyright 2014 Patrick A Granfors

 


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 Reviews of "ET is Here!!!"
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on March 25, 2014
How I have missed your creative and humorous work, Patrick!
Christine :))xx

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 24, 2014
excellent write Pat

fill with super imagery

would'nt it look kool in your front lawn?
I like the Picture, making it my wallpaper

Peace be with you



William

Reviewed by Karen McKeever
Reviewed on March 23, 2014
Brilliant write, Patrick, and what an awesome find...
Love and Dreams,
Karen

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 22, 2014
you better watch out in those woods. lots of strange occurrences ... who knows, maybe you get a visit from Big Foot ... i wonder Sasquatch has a face book account? it must be really hairy ...

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on March 20, 2014
Ha...I bet you got that picture out of an old National Geographic Magazine that you meant to leave in L.A.
Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 20, 2014
Wow - But Be Very Careful whenever there's a Full Moon
I heard that some of these ETs come to life under its rays
And while you have an ET, there's been a Jersey Devil sighting
Strangely right here on A.D., and the subject of my poem today.

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on March 19, 2014
~Patrick~
Enjoying this light in heart poem.
ET oh, yes on the lake shore..maybe that is a kite
beside him. giggles!!

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by Tiana ~ (Reader)
Reviewed on March 19, 2014
There ya have it ... proof! lol Enjoyed your poem!

Reviewed on March 19, 2014
Good sighting & report Cuz !
Da Green Beer is proof ...
Dat U had a Buzz !!!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 19, 2014
Your offering today is living proof that eyewitness accounts and artifacts reveal that those pesky little extraterrestrials have been messing with us for a very long time. In fact, long enough for your little guy to have turned into stone.

Now it's just a theory mind you, but it could be that he looked the wrong way when his God told him not to and his God turned him into stone. Anyway, the fact that you found him makes my religious belief in Chariots of the Gods all the more plausible! You are to be commended for your scientific prominence. Your Nobel Prize is in the mail. ;-)

Now get out there in them there hills and find Bigfoot for me!

Ron

Reviewed on March 19, 2014
ET lives forever!!! He may have taken possession of another human being's body already. LOL!!! Funny poem! The poem and the photo. complement each other. Great job!!!

Sandie

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on March 19, 2014
very humorous and the picture was meant for this write
budd

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on March 19, 2014
What a hoot! Made me laugh.

Michael D.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 19, 2014
Absolutely. ET lives! Well, I suppose he doesn't live. Still, maybe he does at that. There are atoms and all sort of other things making up this ET. Maybe he is as alive as you and I, merely on another plane.


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