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Deep Space Niner
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“Deep Space Niner, Wonder Hummer here,

Part of the Ozarkian Alliance

Trying to dock….

We’re experiencing a little interference here.

Looks like a Foresemantisicus on the prowl

Where in the hell is security???”

 

“Um, Wonder Hummer our screens are clear

What are you seeing?”

 

“Are you idiots blind or just smoking grasshoppers?”

 

“Well grasshoppers are part of our rations and yes we are blind.

C’mon in and have a bite…..er slurp.

 

“No way DS49, we’re moving on……..

 

Said the spider to the fly

 

 

 

Copyright 2014 Patrick A Granfors

 

 


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 Reviews of "Deep Space Niner"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 23, 2014
I love Ron's comment:

"You're getting a little redneckier, and seeing things in them there woods."


Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 22, 2014
You're getting a little redneckier, and seeing things in them there woods.

Yesterday, I went out on the patio deck and found a sparrow did not fly away as I approached within 2 feet. The sparrow was intent on a green leaf, pecking away and gave me no mind. As I looked more closely it was a bright green worm about 3 inches long and very plump. The sparrow's pecking was not making a dent in this huge meal. Finally, the frustrated twerp grabbed the prize and flew up to my gutter above. A few moments later the worm dropped to the sidewalk again. The sparrow followed and took his heavy load back up again to the gutter. Two days rations in one meal and one alien rightfully eaten by our trustee feathered friends. I wonder if it was a beautiful butterfly?

Ron

Reviewed by Richard Henkel (Reader)
Reviewed on April 22, 2014
Happy Earthday Wonder Hummer! Love, the Citizens of the Blue Planet

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on April 22, 2014
very humorous
budd

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on April 22, 2014
Giggle...Thanks for the smiles, Patrick

Anna

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on April 22, 2014
Heh.Heh 'Nuff said.

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on April 21, 2014
"Earth to Hummer, Houston gives you permission to move on!"
Very amusing and creative poetic wit.
"Now, I must get ready for another journey."

JMD


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