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Cat's are great pets
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Cat's are great pets

When kittens they are, so cuddly and cute
They will pee just any where, and won't give a hoot

When trained, will go in a litter box they say
Then with your curtains and phone cord, they will play

Yes they will chew on your phone cord, and even your curtains
Of this fact and many others, I 'am Very certain

A female cat, you must have fixed right away
Or every tom cat in town, will be at your house to play

Yes take over your house, as they scamper and play
You will pick up after these fur balls, - like children each day

You will never have mice, or rodents of any kind
If you can keep the cats, from driving you out of your mind

Then you wake up in your bed one day, - and the cats eating a frog
Me personally, - I think its time to get a dog !!

Ray Hamilton
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{ Not a poet and I know it! }
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 Reviews of "Cat's are great pets"
Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on June 4, 2009
Cute indeed!

Cats and dogs go together like Garfield and Odie...and we are just here to serve them. (servitude can be a privilege and honour!)

This non-poem of yours, Not a Poet, made me smile all right.

Thanks,
Gina

Reviewed on May 22, 2009
ROFL!! I love kitties (and puppies), and this write - well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *purring*

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Oh my, don't I know it, I have three, each with their own personalities. Time to up the stakes and get a dog or two like I did, fantastic writing....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Cute...ed

Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Ray,

Sorry you feel that way about our furry friends but I have to disagree, I've had cats all my life, they don't eat rodents, (my cats would run from them), chew on cords or curtains but do give unconditional love. But I did love the poem and the music! And yes, you are a poet.

Mary

Reviewed on May 19, 2009
Hi Ray, Yep, cats are so defining aren't they? Are you sure the cat's eating the frog, or is it leaving it to you as a gift or an offering? I don't like the hairballs, myself...

In Spirit,
Bear


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