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The Begging Buzzard
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Another poem by Buzzard from The Dueling Poets series

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The Begging Buzzard

Begging like a puppy
This cell sure is cold and yucky
Please Mouth, won't you let me out
She gave me a wink, laughed and shouted

I'm in the jailhouse now
Mouth put me here some how
I was just doing my Buzzard fly by
Although the gold pen, did catch my eye

Please have mercy on me
I'll be a good boy, you will see
On good behavior, I may get a day out
With the Mouths personal guards no doubt

Yes I'm in the jailhouse now
I must find a way out some how
With Mouth as the warden, of this jail
I guess all my jail breaks, will surely fail

The Mouth of the south had me shot down
I knew I was in trouble, ~ the minute I hit the ground

Ray Hamilton
{ The Great Canadian Buzzard }
© Copyright 8 / 2009
All rights Reserved

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on August 13, 2009

I'm thinking failure is the only option, and I think the Buzzard likes it. Just a guess. However I'm with DJ, for the proper beer, miracles can happen. patrick

Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews (Reader)

My Sweet Buzz
Nice try Darlin, but they ALL
have to get by me to git ur carcus
out... And my Sugar Britches the
price is steep... It's Kinda Like
a GOTCHA !!! LMAO...

Lets see
You have 1 count of peti theft (my candy bar)
Multiple counts of attempted grand theft ( the prized gold pen)
1 count of escape
Multiple counts of slander and whine'n
Soliciting for assistance in a second esape.

Oh my Sweet what a deep hole you dig.

This serves as a summons to Court
Date ???? Soon bery bery soon.

Ray I loved this.. You never cease to
make me smile... Thank you

Hugs and Luv
The Mouth aka D

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Hear hear hear brother PeeWee, if ya needs to scram from that funny house your "kind" of people calls for jail we will break you out of there for tingling gold gold gold!
PS. don't try no tricks with us now that our brother Jersey Ed is out, cause he's a maverick with road kill BBQ.

EDvard, Ole Warden

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

LOL Too funny, Ray; you are hilarious! Well done; bravo!

Reviewed by D Johnson

I'm not greedy, my price for your freedom is a lifetime supply of La Batt's the best beer I ever drunk.....

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

The old Ed Brother Gang has broken many a buzzard out of jail; but it'll cost ya. And we don't want any of that Canuck funny money; these days, we prefer Gold!