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DE JA WHO?
by John W Townsend → (All Poetry by John W Townsend)
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Freddy Litefingers on tour.

You can call me foolish

but you cannot call me a fool

I've been to places that you've never been

and I'm not sure if I'd go again.

People say

weve seen you before

I say its de ja blew

they look at me peculiar

and ask Da ja who?

Well I was at the shopping mall

spending a few reclaimed coins

when a police officer came up to me

said 'I've seen you before.'

Well not to disappoint him

I said its Da ja blew

He looked at me quite poker face

Dont be funny Mr. Da Ja who?

Last week I was up in court

the Judge said 'Youve done this before?'

I nodded said De ja blew

he said contempt of court

and they shut me behind some doors.

 


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Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on July 24, 2009
An enjoyable and amusing poem,take care

EDWIN


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