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IT
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Ever tried to get rid of a useless item.
*The van came and took It away* *just as I had said to wife* *It's got to go* *It cannot stay.* *Well that was alright till I came home* *and the wrong it had gone* *the real It remained.* *My it was hidden out front in a corner* *the It that was to go* *was there on show,* *no! the van man knew* *what he was after* *saw my it looked so much better.* *So now we are stuck* *with this useless It* *if you know anyone who wants one* *well It's going free.*

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Reviews of "IT"

Reviewed by TONY NERONE

Reviewed on December 20, 2009

I have several it around my house to. This was an amazing writing considering it was about IT.:)

GOD BLESS
Tony

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)

Reviewed on December 20, 2009

awww...poor little it...aww....what to do...i have my its too...and they are going now...pile your it on to my van...and zroooomm....
off it goes...good wishes...neerja

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