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FUNNY OLD WORLD
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Ode to my sister on the otherside of the world to me Australia.

*When you wake up* *I am off to bed* *when I call you* *its the other way instead.* *If I ask what are you doing* *you say breakfast* *I just yawn,* *funny old world* *dont know what its doing!* *When I'm in the garden* *sitting in the sun* *your in bed snoring* *whats going on?* *then I get an email* *'Been trying to contact you.'* *well I was in bed* *just like when I called you.*

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Reviews of "FUNNY OLD WORLD"

Reviewed by Connie Faust

Reviewed on September 17, 2010

Amusing tale of being half-a-world apart.
Connie

Reviewed by TONY NERONE

Reviewed on March 16, 2010

That is what we have become, world travelers. I can relate as my daughter lives in the Netherlands. Great job, John.

GOD BLESS YOU
Tony

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