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Ode to a Hag
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Just had to rant a bit about a particular woman in my office who has hit my last nerve! My way of dealing with her stress!

What crawled between your gluts today --
Or, pray tell, were you simply born this way.
Get off my case you miserable old hag
And cease your tongue from its ludicrous wag.
Would a smile crack that grimace you wear?
(Would it hurt you to once to WASH your hair!)
Your rantings and ravings are really old hat,
You force everything into full-fledged combat.
You threaten, you holler, you act a fool
But it’s boring (hey, you’re starting to drool)...
So take it out of my office, outta my air
Go find someone who gives a fat care!


Whew! I feel better now!

Heart, Pen & Paper

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 Reviews of "Ode to a Hag"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 1, 2003
Atta girl! You are an absolutely treat to read! I see the 'word wizard' favors you kindly, your cheekiness.. Brava! katy.

Reviewed by Oisín Breen (Reader)
Reviewed on April 19, 2003
ah splendid, what an ode

Reviewed on April 19, 2003
Too funny! How will you ever be able to look at her again without laughing out loud???

Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy
Reviewed on April 18, 2003
Loved the rant, been there! I always tell myself. "STUPID IS A STUPID DOES, AND THAT WAS REALLY A STUPID THING SHE DID!

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on April 18, 2003
Leysa, the next time I feel pushed, will you rant for me? Bill Murray

Reviewed on April 18, 2003
Ha! Don't you wish sometimes you could just say what you are thinking? Been there, too many times!

Excellent,

Reindeer

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 18, 2003
We all have thses days Leysa;-) you ranted very well, glad you feel better!;-)

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on April 18, 2003
Good place to do it too, in poetry. ROFL

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on April 18, 2003
I think I used to work with that woman! By the time Friday got there every week I was ready to choke her! Come Monday though we started all over! Great rant! Lisa

Reviewed on April 18, 2003
*mroooowwwwwwww* i've had those days, too...rant on, baby, rant on...get it out, it feels gooooooood! *but oh, wouldn't you love to say it in person!* excellent!! (((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by James David Compton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 18, 2003
Feels so good to vent, doesn't it?
I have a tendency to vent in an audible manner, and am constantly asking the poor souls around me "Did I say that out loud?"
Have a good weekend, Leysa.
-James


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