Just a repost to put a little smile back...okay
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J
The Mod Squad Or Nothing Okay Julie!!
Julie wanted to go to Splat
To research and for some information
While being on probation with Link her luck was out
Because her wicked boss Eddie won't let her go
As Julie was sitting there crying in the bushes
Her flower child partner George appeared next to her
And he promised to provide Julie
With everything she needed to save the bugs
But only on two conditions though
First she must start to wear a nurse uniform
You know what Eddie said…
This is not Bay Watch
But a respectable BUGS country okay!!
Julie agreed to that…
What's the second condition?
You must drop the idea of being a double agent Julie
Or you will turn into an ugly person
Julie agree to be true to only one team
But a few minutes later
Julie did not show up to do CPR on cheesy Katy
But finally at sundown she shows up
Looking love struck and very satisfied
And very light headed it seems…
Where have you been Julie… demanded Bugs flower child George !
You were supposed to wear a nurse uniform three hours ago
And do some CPR on cheesy Katy
Oh I met a princshhhe… Mr. A.J. Turnaround
He took care of everythingggg George
I know of no bloody “prince” with that kind of name
Only another Splat reporter with sleazy ideas… Julie!!
Tell me his real name!
I can't remember, exxxxactly… I am shhtill dreaming
Pete, Peter...Andrew...what ever… can’t remember
Or sschomething like that okay!!
I told him this wonderful love sschtory
And lost track of time… can anyone blame me
I had no time to wassschte… being a double agent
You know that… sssho ssshut up and listen
One day….thisssch isch about two ssschpiders
They met in the jungle
The one wasssch very attracted to the other
But during the female’s quessschtioning about the male’s life
Sssche asssked him…
How he managed to squeezsche his girl with six legssch
What's that? he asked
She explained to him what squeeze was
And he said…
Oh, I am use to hold hands and kiss a lot… but
Horrified Julie replied to George..
Oh no you have it all wrong
I will ssschow you how to do it properly
She took her red uniform off
Down on the ground she spread her arms and legs
Now you must run and trip and fall on top of me
George removed his flower cloth
Stepped closer…
And then gave her an almighty kick on the backside
Julie just rolled around in agony
Eventually she managed to gasp
What the hell did you do that for?
Just showing you what to do to Andy next time
You a partner of …
The Mod Squad not THE SPLAT TER CAMP
Or Bay Watch Okay Julie!!
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Be blessed my friend ...
Richard lloyd Cederberg
Great nostalgic pen Tinka...even with your peers here.
Susan
Fee
Ron
You lighten up the Den tonight with these fond and fun memories of the great Mod Squad !
A laugh a minute !
Blessings
Peter
Maybe we need yet another comic book, bringing back the truly marvelous team of Flower George and Julie. I've got something else in mind for that Splat Rat Andy, though!!