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The Mod Squad Or Nothing Okay Julie!!
by Tinka Boukes → (All Poetry by Tinka Boukes)
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Just a repost to put a little smile back...okay

************!!

J

The Mod Squad Or Nothing Okay Julie!!

 

Julie wanted to go to Splat

To research and for some information

While being on probation with Link her luck was out

Because her wicked boss Eddie won't let her go

As Julie was sitting there crying in the bushes

Her flower child partner George appeared next to her

And he promised to provide Julie

With everything she needed to save the bugs

But only on two conditions though

First she must start to wear a nurse uniform

You know what Eddie said…

This is not Bay Watch

But a respectable BUGS country okay!!

Julie agreed to that…

What's the second condition?

You must drop the idea of being a double agent Julie

Or you will turn into an ugly person

Julie agree to be true to only one team

But a few minutes later

Julie did not show up to do CPR on cheesy Katy

But finally at sundown she shows up

Looking love struck and very satisfied

And very light headed it seems…

Where have you been Julie… demanded Bugs flower child George !

You were supposed to wear a nurse uniform three hours ago

And do some CPR on cheesy Katy

Oh I met a princshhhe… Mr. A.J. Turnaround

He took care of everythingggg George

I know of no bloody “prince” with that kind of name

Only another Splat reporter with sleazy ideas… Julie!!

Tell me his real name!

I can't remember, exxxxactly… I am shhtill dreaming

Pete, Peter...Andrew...what ever… can’t remember

Or sschomething like that okay!!

I told him this wonderful love sschtory

And lost track of time… can anyone blame me

I had no time to wassschte… being a double agent

You know that… sssho ssshut up and listen

One day….thisssch isch about two ssschpiders

They met in the jungle

The one wasssch very attracted to the other

But during the female’s quessschtioning about the male’s life

Sssche asssked him…

How he managed to squeezsche his girl with six legssch

What's that? he asked

She explained to him what squeeze was

And he said…

Oh, I am use to hold hands and kiss a lot… but

Horrified Julie replied to George..

Oh no you have it all wrong

I will ssschow you how to do it properly

She took her red uniform off

Down on the ground she spread her arms and legs

Now you must run and trip and fall on top of me

George removed his flower cloth

Stepped closer…

And then gave her an almighty kick on the backside

Julie just rolled around in agony

Eventually she managed to gasp

What the hell did you do that for?

Just showing you what to do to Andy next time

You a partner of …

The Mod Squad not THE SPLAT TER CAMP

Or Bay Watch Okay Julie!!

 

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 Reviews of "The Mod Squad Or Nothing Okay Julie!!"
Reviewed by Theresa Koch
Reviewed on August 3, 2006
Brings me to a different time just GREAT!

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on August 2, 2006
LOL! okay...i'm not sure what I read but it was fun not knowing it!! (I know what I mean)

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
ok... wild thing & bad boys
oh
and
cowboys

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
i enjoyed recalling the fun in your heart ...

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
enjoyed the read

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
Ah memories...

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
This was really cute Tinks, just like that picture. You wrote alot differently back then. I like when people repost things, you can draw parallels, and for me that is always fun!

Be blessed my friend ...

Richard lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
I loved the Mod Squad and their campy attire...soooo Andy Warholish too...or Peter Max. With your pen I was able to bring back the music to their lead-ins too.
Great nostalgic pen Tinka...even with your peers here.
Susan

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
This cerytainly fulfils your wish, lol, I am smiling.

Fee

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
fun!!!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
Been playing in the sandbox again...?

Ron

Reviewed by ROCK-Salt! Proctor
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
Before my time! Sounds like a lot of fun. Stay Happy, dear one. Rocky

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
Tinka

You lighten up the Den tonight with these fond and fun memories of the great Mod Squad !
A laugh a minute !

Blessings
Peter

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
Oh how I remember our Mod Squad Days so fondly, Tinky Belle!

Maybe we need yet another comic book, bringing back the truly marvelous team of Flower George and Julie. I've got something else in mind for that Splat Rat Andy, though!!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
hahahahahahaha brings back fond memories this was good, and George did right you little stinka Tinka;-)LOL Great fun!...Eileen


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