HAPPY EASTER TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!
To Be "Fifty-Fifty
The most Up-lifting time of your life
You just turned fifty - five and forever confused
As you take another look at yourself
You realize to get a lift in life
You just have to re-cooperate
Changes need to be made pretty fast
You will have to think about it sensibly
Will it be
A “Cross your Heart”
Or maybe a “Cross your Knees”
To lift the butt
Some “Step-in” panties are needed
To lift that stomach you need much more
And Oh boy say no more
To lift your husband’s cranky mood
You need more than just the blue pill to chill and please your sex drive
Oh! Boy
But the visit to the doctor
Could be a pain in the you know what ass-emble
If he walks in with that glass-thingy
Knowing if you laugh to much
You pee in your pants
Cough in church
Your bad “pipes” start to sing along
And with the slightest breeze
You start to sneeze …
{been there for aver a month}
And you poop in D-Minor
Oh it is so “Uplifting” to be fifty- f$#.& or more
Just remember when you sneeze
Just cross your knees and squeeze
For the Most Uplifting
Melodic sounds from that fifty-fifty beast
Copyright © MARCH 19, 1953 - 2008 Tinka Boukes
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Amira
Cheers,
Dan
I must say I'll soon be ten years your senior
My mind still feel young
but it dose not recognize me body...nor do I
Love & peace be with you
William
excellet humor here Tinka...
John
Happy Easter Funny Girl ! ! !
Georg
Love ya!
Ron
Thank you for the wonderful laughs, but had to cross my legs. lol
God bless you. Kathy
always,
randy
May the Lord Jesus bless you, and those whom you love, and be with you always, and at your sde constantly. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth, & ((((((((((MANY WONDERFUL SISTERLY HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))), little sister, Barbie
Be always safe,
Karen
55 is only a state of the body never needs to be a state of the heart and mind
Anything can be worn if it helps. (lol) Thanks for the uplifting poem. Peace, Love and Blessings Always, Paul.
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D
God Bless you.
Love and hugs,
George
Walt
Love,
Eileen
hugs
Fee
Rufuz
Love and {{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}},
Leland