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Mimicking Idiots
by William Bonilla → (All Poetry by William Bonilla)
Friday, October 9, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A try at current event humor

Mimicking idiots
~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~


I want to join the world
of idiots, within this sickening Nation,
Are you ready for this?

I am offended
By the term
"Boycott" So therefore
I'll be petitioning
The idiots in
Governmental
legislation to politically
Correct this sexes term
To read
"Kidcutt or Totcutt
A more Benign terms
Less offensive to the
Sensitive politically correct idiots
within Our society's normal world.

Like the ones I am
Presently Offending
as I write All this senseless bull
Attempting to mimic
"idiots".



By: William Bonilla
09/06/2015
 

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 Reviews of "Mimicking Idiots"
Reviewed by Sandi Schraut
Reviewed on November 4, 2015
Interesting and All the politically correct language is nonsense, I have a retarded son, yet that is politically incorrect and the term developmentally delayed is supposed to be correct will he at age at 43 catch up and the delay be negated NO!...of course not so I go with retarded it is accurate and politically correct be damned!

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on October 11, 2015
William,

I'm not offended. Keep writing!

Love and blessings,
Linda

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 10, 2015
Language is very powerful and creative. As writers, we need to be able to, "say it like it is." Actually, I'm not sure what your terminology was driving at, and that's probably good.

That's why I like you to call me, handicapped. Because it feels so good to know that you think that I can only exist if I stand on the corner with my "cap in my hand." But if you call me a Crip with a chuckle, I'll know that you're one of my buds.

Have you ever been to Honeycutt? That's where you can get away with "cutting your honey."

Ron

Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on October 10, 2015
You are not offending me eiher

hug
Kathy

Reviewed on October 9, 2015
I am not offended by words or terminology. Life is too short to waste precious time by listening to the "idiots". Good one!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on October 9, 2015
You are not offending me either. You are taking the words that I wish I had written right out of my mouth. Right on! John

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on October 9, 2015
i am not offended either, well said

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on October 9, 2015
You're not offending me one damn bit, William, I agree with you one hundred and one percent.


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