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Simple Things
by Toni Kinney → (All Poetry by Toni Kinney)
  
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I am recovering from back surgery. It's my stab at humor about it.


















Never thought

I'd see the day

when doing simple things

would just slip away


No longer can I tie my shoes

shave my legs

make sudden moves

but still manage to behave


Be careful not to twist

if dancing's on my mind

but of course, it's how I exist


my favorite way to unwind


Would love to scratch my back

or better yet, pick up a sack

either way must take my time

and killing time is not a crime































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 Reviews of "Simple Things"
Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on February 10, 2003
Marie, enjoyed this poem and its humor. Bill Murray

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 10, 2003
i loved those last two lines they bowled me over with laughter yes killing time is not a crime at least not one that can be proven LOL :) Great poem back pain can be so annoying :( but you did such a great job on this poem:)

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on February 10, 2003
Speedy recovery for u...wonderful read....cheers.

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on February 10, 2003
Very good write.
Peg


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