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Men
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This was a fun piece


Raining Men


It's raining men
how can that be,
she is no one special
but a spirit, free


East coast, west coast
and states in between
she has it all covered
like a crime scene

How can she solve this
what must she do?
elimination process
but terminate who?


 


There are 50 ways,
could use one or two
there's still the process,
she’ll start with you


Don't be angry, don't be sad
no one can take away
the fun they had
when you think of her,
she hopes you smile



and relive it all,
for just a little while


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Men"
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on March 14, 2003
You have a nice style of writing.
~E

Reviewed by Red Matrix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 26, 2003
"Excellent Smithers!" - Mr Burns from the Simpsons

I liked it. º¿º

-RedM

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on February 26, 2003
Excellent write.

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on February 26, 2003
This is priceless, love it!


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