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Perfect Santa
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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Bad boys do pout, cause Santa is going to take you out. Santa got to keep up with the times, so he helps fight Christmas crimes.


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The perfect Santa,
don't drink no Fanta,
he downs 150 proof,
tip toes on your roof.
Doesn't dare slip,
every Christmas he makes
a perfect trip.


He has a 45 under his coat,
pocket bombs with a remote.
His sleigh is loaded,
try to steal it,
Santa can exploded.
Rudolf and the rest,
all wear bullet proof vest.


Santa also packs an uzi in his sleigh,
just in case it's not a colt 45 day.
It's not hard to guess,
Santa doesn't take no mess.
Forget checking the list twice,
if you're bad,
Santa will put you on ice.


The perfect Santa,
don't offer him
no fanta.


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 Reviews of "Perfect Santa"
Reviewed on December 13, 2006
Never have - Never will
LOL
YOu're 2 Funny! -G-
I love this!
Your humor is well needed~
WArm HuGs,Sheeexoox

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 13, 2006
No Fanta It will be Tee-Hee!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on December 12, 2006
A very humorous version of Santa Claus and I suppose we deserve this considering the way we live. Excelent poem. Victor

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on December 12, 2006
don't worry, I won't...can't stand the stuff myself!
This is way too funny!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~


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