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Ham
by Chester Hardy lll → (All Poetry by Chester Hardy lll)
  
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Praise be the ham
I don't want no more
please take some home
the dog wants the bone
don't leave me here alone
scary ham pot pie
that ain't no lie
dragging me down
praise be the ham
what if it turns to spam
I'll never be found

written by Chester Hardylll (c) 2003


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 Reviews of "Ham"
Reviewed by Birdie Houston (Reader)
Reviewed on February 1, 2003
LOL I heard that !

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on January 2, 2003
Oh Lord, Chester this is so funny!!! Thank you for a much needed laugh today.

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on January 2, 2003
Om Chester you have me rolling almost off my chair at 6am with this one. How creatively you have done this and cutely clever too!
~Gods and Goddesses Bless~
Nikki

Reviewed by Jack Roberts
Reviewed on January 2, 2003
Pass the ham please! : ) Nice write Chester.
Jack

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 1, 2003
I love a good ham;-) send me some...good write!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 1, 2003
Kool write.......I still have leftover ham from christmas diner. and no dog

HAPPY NEW YEAR.......WILLIAM

Reviewed by richard poor
Reviewed on January 1, 2003
very good...watch out for the ham casserole!

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on January 1, 2003
Chester,
I love this one..
It is very creative.
Your writes never disappoint
me I always leave your Den in smiles.

Peg


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