Praise be the ham
I don't want no more
please take some home
the dog wants the bone
don't leave me here alone
scary ham pot pie
that ain't no lie
dragging me down
praise be the ham
what if it turns to spam
I'll never be found
written by Chester Hardylll (c) 2003
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Reviews of "Ham"
Reviewed by Birdie Houston (Reader)
Reviewed on February 1, 2003
LOL I heard that !
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on January 2, 2003
Oh Lord, Chester this is so funny!!! Thank you for a much needed laugh today.
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on January 2, 2003
Om Chester you have me rolling almost off my chair at 6am with this one. How creatively you have done this and cutely clever too!
~Gods and Goddesses Bless~
Nikki
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
~Gods and Goddesses Bless~
Nikki
Jack
HAPPY NEW YEAR.......WILLIAM
I love this one..
It is very creative.
Your writes never disappoint
me I always leave your Den in smiles.
Peg