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Sun is horny That's why It is always bright Moon is Lonely That's why It never shines Mountains are potent That's why They are always high Rivers are semen That's why They always flow Memories are the stars That's why They always sparkle Dreams are orgasms That's why They are always beloved Humans are express That's why Their sex life is often in depress But� Tortoises are slow That why Their orgasm lasts for 100 years Copyright 2002 Bhuwan Thapaliya

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Reviews of "Sun Is Horny"

Reviewed by Lynn Barry

Reviewed on March 26, 2003

?Huh???? this is a riot! Thanks for the laugh...very clever....

Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta

Reviewed on March 19, 2003

ah....the never ending quest for sex... we never can get enough...so we reincarnate to try and try again..lol just my little theory.

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)

Reviewed on March 19, 2003

Rivers are semen...LOL
This humor was much needed this gloomy day.Thanks, Bhuwan.

tony

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)

Reviewed on March 19, 2003

Oh Bhuwan, Thanks for the smile!

Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy

Reviewed on March 18, 2003

Hahahahaha what ever you been drinking I want some!

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)

Reviewed on March 18, 2003

Bhuwan, Oh this is so good I was wandering the same thing Elizabeth said.
I love it.
Peg
Peace n love

Reviewed by Marilyn Seray

Reviewed on March 18, 2003

Clever write! Can't even imagine what goes on in the Galapagos...must be paradise

Reviewed by Erica Ivory

Reviewed on March 18, 2003

LOL..LOL.. Great!!!!

Reviewed by Nancy D.

Reviewed on March 18, 2003

Oh, this is good, thanks for the laught.

Nancy

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg

Reviewed on March 18, 2003

simple, silly, fun!

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on March 18, 2003

Wow..That was different! Ha! loved it!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on March 18, 2003

Bhuwan, wha'choo smoking, sweetheart?
[smiles]
~E

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