If you're a PRUDE - Don't read this!

If you're PRUDENT - Ditto Kiddo!

If you're LEWD - YOU MIGHT SMILE!

If you're a DUDE - might take a While! DUH?

If you're IMBUED - and would like to be SUBDUED -

CALL ME! * VENUSIANS ONLY *

CONNOTATIONS

© - March, 2008 - Tom Hyland


It Ain’t What you Got,
But How you Use It!
The Brain is Sane,
‘Cept when you Lose It!


I always do Cherish -
M’ Lady’s Mons Veneris!
She always Adores my Pectoris,
And its Erectile Projectiles - so Amorous!


But When there’s Dysfunction,
And no Conjugative Junction,
A Blue Pill is Employed,
Then, Love is Enjoyed!


A Little Coaxing can Cause
A Reaction to Jaws,
And Hot Lips so Laborious,
Can be so Euphorious!


While Definitions are Explicit,
Connotations can Ellicit
A Flame in the Brain,
Hot and Bothered - Insane Domain!


What’s the Difference
Between Pants and Panties?
One has a Fly, or Zipper, so Kool!
The Other makes you Drool like a Fool!


We’ve all heard about Adam’s Apple,
And even Adam’s Rib -
But what about Eve’s Cherry?
Was he Wont to Nib?


Now Please Don’t Quibble
Over an Abbreviated Nibble,
T’is Just Poetic Justice,
For we All Know what Lust Is!


They say Women Suffer, Au Natural,
From Penis Envy,
But Males Have it at the Urinal -
The Other Guy’s - When We Wee-Wee!


Hell Hath No Fury,
Like a Woman Scorned -
And PMS makes you Wish -
That you Weren’t Borned!


Through my Fault -
Through my Fault -
Through my most grievous Fault -
Take Two Aspirins -
And Chase them with a Malt!


© TKH