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Scatter
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It all started with a paraphrase of another's "one-liner', then it was a full verse. Then, it got a mind of its own - and VOILA! IT SCATTERED!



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Scatter

© - 6/01/08 - Tom Hyland


It is not what ye Gather,
Or have, that Matters;
But, rather what ye Scattered,
Or gave, that earns ye Blather!


Scatter ye Rosebuds while ye May!
Or write some Pomes or Prose Instead.
Leave behind thy Feet of Clay,
Soar O’er High, ‘til thy Head be Dead!


Or maybe ‘tis Seeds ye must Scatter?
Sowing Thine Oats sounds pretty Good,
Oatmeal Cookies made from Batter,
Or Tales of the Vienna Wood?


Thy Ashes may be Scattered,
By a Scattergun, in Scattershot,
O’er Land or Air, or O’er Sea,
But Onct ye be Dead - it Matters Not!


Pitter Patter, Splitter-Splatter,
As Mercury makes a Mad Hatter,
Whether ye be Fitter, or Fatter,
Be Sure to - Scatter, Scatter, Scatter!


Definition - scatter - verb transitive:

To throw things around so that they land with an irregular distribution over a relatively wide area.


© - TKH


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Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on June 17, 2008
Scattered but neat, groovy, groovy, groovy. Moving into a formation that is easy to read. I find this write deemable.

Reviewed by Selene Skye
Reviewed on June 4, 2008
Chuckles, lots of them =D

Reviewed on June 1, 2008
Much wisdom and fun in your well scattered poetic lines Tom.
Bless You! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on June 1, 2008
lol. Great. Liz

Reviewed on June 1, 2008
Scatter brained comes to mind, also, Tom :o) But I don't know anyone by those definitive words....do you? LOL Another good (and funny) read!
Blesssings and Love ~~ Micke

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on June 1, 2008
well said

Reviewed by Barbara Smith
Reviewed on June 1, 2008
I for a good laugh out of this...truly enjoyed.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 1, 2008
SCATTER: sounds like my living arrangements...enjoyed this one, Tom...e


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