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Escort Backfire
by Jane Noponen Perinacci → (All Poetry by Jane Noponen Perinacci)
Sunday, January 14, 2018 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Purely fiction.

Met him on the back court Said he was an escort So I took him home of course What was I to do? Used him for eye candy Oh he was a dandy Then a few weeks later found Note stuck in my shoe Shocking note read like this, "Lady you were pure bliss. Send ten thousand dollars to Address given you." Thought the whole thing over This guy this smooth rover Told me I was pure bliss so I had to tell him true "I'm an escort as well. Sorry but my "card" fell Into your shirt pocket so Send me ten thousand too." Jane Noponen Perinacci �

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Reviews of "Escort Backfire"

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on January 17, 2018

Odd coincidence. I've had a "girl" on my case for over two weeks. She wants money so we can "hook up." Yeah, right. Your verses "hit home" to me, Jane. Love and best wishes...

...R�gis

Reviewed by Jms Bell

Reviewed on January 15, 2018

CUTE DIDDIE, THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATION

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on January 15, 2018

Too funny but I guess it's kind of true. There was a show that I watched not too long ago. There was a stately lady that dated a very dapper young man. She was in love with him and would do all she could to help him out. Ten thousand dollars please was his bail. She cried profusely and in the end, then he went straight to jail. LOL

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on January 15, 2018

Tit-for-tat, we all have to pay one way or the other. What great fun.

Reviewed by Michael Schafer

Reviewed on January 15, 2018

An escort with an escort,
what's a body to do?
This begs the question,
who's screwing who?

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on January 15, 2018

loved this quirky twist in the tale

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on January 15, 2018

That certainly would be a nifty twist of fate. I would even call it an escort being escorted! ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Dadfire

Reviewed on January 15, 2018

I love this humorous tale with that twist at the end! Now, I'm off to the tennis court!

Reviewed by KJ McPhee

Reviewed on January 15, 2018

ha ha! he met his match

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on January 14, 2018

Love your humor almost as much as I love your regular writes...-e-

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com

Reviewed on January 14, 2018

Wonderful piece of humor that has a subtext that says a lot about our state of relationships, yes?

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