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Can't Wait...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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For LaBelles emotions challenge, hope this fits the bill...?

Can’t Wait…


 


Cannot wait till that day, says I,


Cannot wait to hear what they say,


Cannot eat nor drink,


Till they tell me what I pay,


Oh dear god in heaven,


Send the judge, the night before,


A good lay…


 


Will I be taken off in shackles?


Will they strip search me right there?


I don’t look good in orange,


Will they sentence me to a long incarceration?


Will the put me in with bubba,


Will he initiate me in the intricacies of the prison social system?


I guess I will have to like it, as I have no other choice…


 


Here comes da’ judge, oh my hackles are starting to rise,


I made it through to this day of sentencing,


Will I be made to speak of my crime?


I cannot imagine that, for I only wrote a poem,


A poem about an emotion,


One that I know quite well,


Please don’t make me tell,


Of that emotion, the one here I to you sell,


Oh, what can I do, I will say it once,


And only once, if it gets me off,


Yes that emotion is one of ANXIETY,


There, it is stated, can I go now or are you going to scoff?


                        © ed – 3/8/04


  


 


 


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 Reviews of "Can't Wait..."
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on March 30, 2012
No comment on this one, Ed.

Reviewed by Franz Kessler
Reviewed on March 8, 2004
Great write. It poignantly summarizes the feeling of helplessness whilst being judged. Franz

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on March 8, 2004
This is perfect! Felt the anxiety all the way through it, Ed!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 8, 2004
I think you did well with this one!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by P. Michaels (Reader)
Reviewed on March 8, 2004

I believe you've captured anxiety in this one quite well with a little bit of scoffing of your own.


Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on March 8, 2004
Great capture of the emotion of anxiety.


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