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Planet Earth in my Sites...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Planet Earth in my Sites…


 


I am here to tell you, I really here to say,


Just how much I dislike your planet,


Your stinking little ways,


You send to my planet, little cameras,


They tell you, it is barren, you have no clue,


So let me tell you now, let me make my point…


 


I want to destroy your piddling little planet,


With my Irridium 64 space capsule,


Don’t think of calling that little bunny,


He has not got a chance to help you here, sonny…


 


My gun it is aimed, from my planet well named,


Mars, is where I am at, you cannot possibly,


Help yourselves or stop me from destroying your blamed,


Planet, so round and clean and blue, cause I am so really,


Really, what’s the word again, ANGRY at you!!


 


If only you, liked me instead of that stupid little creature,


                        POOH…


 


(bet you can’t tell, this is a poem on anger…)


 


 


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 Reviews of "Planet Earth in my Sites..."
Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on March 9, 2004
Love it, Ed. You're so cute when you're angry.

Scott

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on March 9, 2004
Cute write!

Reviewed on March 8, 2004
I loved this Ed, just outstanding!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on March 8, 2004
Ok, Ed... does this mean you WON'T be taking me on a round-trip journey to the red planet? sigh.. and I was all packed!
(sniff).. ah well... maybe we could just gaze at the ocean and I could grin at you and scratch Rufuz behind the ears...
ON THAT BOAT, OF COURSE! hehehe.... Mars will have to wait... (I hear you shouldn't drink the water, anyway... mainly
because you can't FIND IT!) Off you go, Eddy dear... katy xox.


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