What did I Eat…?

My goodness, what did I eat?

To produce that fart from hell,

Let me say, yes I will definitely tell,

These farts coming out of me are in no way, swell…

I tried to blame Rufuz, but not even he could smell,

This bad, this rancid, like that of a rotting clamshell,

I had only roast beef for lunch, and fries and a shake,

Could it be the milk from the shake was just past the date?

Either way, I don’t know what to do,

Till this rising hell, goes thru,

And makes my bathroom smell like, well,

Lets not get into that, right now,

Be happy you’re far away,

Or you would think I died & went to hell,

Maybe getting high will help or quell…couldn’t hurt! J 

                    © ed – 3/9/04