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Biohazard...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Called a walking biohazard I have been, dirty feet, etc, what can I say, I am...


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Biohazard…


 


Caution, beware & attention,


Entering the zone of this poem,


You have been automatically quarantined,


For the good of your mental health…


 


A walking biohazard I have been called,


Wrinkled underwear, dirty feet and all,


Anyone that comes in close,


Is bound to get a dose,


Of the roast beef farts, here I don’t joke…


 


So, evacuate your family,


Have your disk cleaned and pressed,


No, don’t you be feeling stressed,


Cause the cure for the above ailments,


Is just a nice review or comment,


And then you can go back to your life,


Your husband, kids or wife,


For the hazardous waste of this poem, in no taste,


Was cleaned up quite fast, yes it was done in haste…


               © ed – 3/9/04


 


  


 


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 Reviews of "Biohazard..."
Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2004
yucky.....smelly....rotten stuff.....lol...Thank u so much for the visual....lol

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 10, 2004
Do I have to call the SPCA!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on March 9, 2004
Parasites need a loving home too, Ed :-P

blessin's and hoping the EPA doesn't quarantine your freedom to be ridiculously free, and keep having fun with your writing (sure is different!)

cynth'ya lewis reed


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