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My Picture on the Wall...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thanks John Z for the inspiration here...

My Picture on the Wall…


(thanks John Z for the inspiration)


 


My picture it does hang on the wall,


No not of the museum or the “Louve”, so tall,


But on the wall of the office for post,


If I ever get caught, I will be nothing but toast…


 


I always go in with makeup, hiding my face, changing my voice,


You must understand I really have little choice,


No passport can I get, no special licenses either,


I am alone in my run, no one knows of my past,


I prefer to leave it that way, god knows, as he is the last…


 


Electricity shall pass through my body in accordance with state law,


Its been tried before, I just seem to absorb it into my system,


Never do I bawl, nor cry, nor bleed, nor die, at all…


 


I cannot be killed by man; only by my god, the end of the all…


              © ed – 3/13/04


  


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "My Picture on the Wall..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 14, 2004
Most interesting So!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Eddie Thompson
Reviewed on March 13, 2004
an interesting piece of poetry that i enjoyed.

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on March 13, 2004
Very unique and an interesting read.

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on March 13, 2004
Very creative...from a very creative mind..
nice writing...floria

Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)
Reviewed on March 13, 2004
Picture, picture, on the wall. Who's the greatest of them all? Eddie Matlack is the one. This little ditty now is done. P.S. Tell Rufuz and Rene' I said, "Hello."

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on March 13, 2004
Hail, Ed the inimitable!
I enjoyed this eeeee-mensely.


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