Stinky Crotch…

Walk past; take a whiff,

Yeah, you can smell it, can’t you?

That definitive odor of a stinky crotch,

That is not underarm stench,

Both have their own odor, this like that of a *tench…

Imagine being a midget,

Standing only crotch tall,

Of taller folks in an elevator,

Oh please, end this ride Mr. conductor…

Takes but a little soap, to clean the self,

Deodorant does help too, even on the crotch,

Can’t hurt, but if you are subject to it,

Help us others in the world, clean up that shit…

Oh and don’t wipe in the wrong direction, ladies,

For you could have the same problem, so unclean,

Better for me to go straight thru to Hades,

Rather than to keep this smell to myself, I have to tell,

Even Rufuz would back away from the culprit, no way to quell…

              © ed – 3/13/04