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Work Called
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I guess one can consider this humorous, if it were you not getting paid on time, you would not, but for now, it is under humor...

Work Called…


 


Do they think I am nuts,


Answering the phone this early,


So they think I must,


Had for me an extra run,


Wanted me to start early,


Twelve hours per day,


Five days a week is apparently not enough…


 


Too tired I was to pick up the phone,


Twice they tried; maybe they just had a bone,


Later they can talk to me, on my way to the job,


For now I want my few hours to relax, no way can they rob,


Let them find someone else, I have done my share, no I don’t sob…


 


Funny when I am needed they don’t hesitate to call,


But when I am in need of my paycheck,


They send it out late, and it arrives later, forget a trip to the mall,


Nothing can be done, but complain, although it gets me nowhere,


They just keep their money in their account, excuses used to stall…


                   © ed – 3/25/04 


 


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 Reviews of "Work Called"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 25, 2004
This is so true Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Eddie Thompson
Reviewed on March 25, 2004
preach it bro!!!

Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on March 25, 2004
So very true.....Hey, its a job right?....lol


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