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Curly for President
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Can we do any worse, we already have, so why not a dead guy for president, most have been dead from the neck up anyway...


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Curly for President…


 


Could he do any worse?


Than what we have had, don’t curse,


A lot more humor we would have,


Is he less qualified, not in my eye,


He is truthful oh yes, won’t tell any lies…


 


But can he make the decisions he has to make,


Can anyone in office do this, as they do mostly fake,


We cannot seem to get any better, each election the same, they might as well bake,


The votes all come in, yes they are counted, in comes the money, then they rake…


 


So why not Curly or Moe or Larry for president, we could do much worse,


Certainly we cannot get much better, even though they are all dead,


Anything is better than that which we have had, herein I have said…


                 © ed – 3/29/04 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Curly for President"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on March 30, 2004
Hmmm... I'll see your Curly and raise you two.. Moe and Larry! LOL. Obviously, dear Ed, you are always wearing your "thinking cap"... funny, yes, but with a grand, underlying current of well-said frustration that I think most of us are feeling.. ! good stuff.. hehe.. katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 29, 2004
I never vote...I just quote!!

But maybe I would vote for this one!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 29, 2004
I'll vote for him!


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