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Necrophilia
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Very dark, black humor at best, IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, DON'T READ THIS

Necrophilia…


 


How I do love that of a fresh corpse,


Not yet hard, not yet rigored,


Tight is it to enter its orifices,


With my tongue, my finger and other organs of length,


No fear of being pushed away, before it turns gray,


I can make love to that of a woman, man, girl or boy,


So it is sick, to that of others, but they need not know; not am I coy…


 


So you can keep whatever it is you want in life,


Just leave the dead ones to me; I can use my knife,


And feel the interior of those I use, just before I ready them,


For the service & the views…


 


No, I am not herein sick, I do what I need, I love them,


As they do me,


How do I know this, how do I know they love me?


Why by the look on their face, when in the coffin they go,


A smile, a grin, a permanent shine, before heaven gets them,


They become mine, no more fear, no more worry, I go really slow,


I try not to make them uncomfortable at all,


You must see, that they need me, forever and for all…


              © ed – 3/30/04


 


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 Reviews of "Necrophilia"
Reviewed on March 31, 2004
Ed, You kill me. OOOps!!! Don't want to go there. PS. Stop watching TV late at night!

...Michael

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 31, 2004
Grrrrrr!!

Not so good on a empty stomach....Yikes!!

Scary Tinka

Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)
Reviewed on March 30, 2004
What do you mean, I'm sicker than you are?!? You are one sick puppy.
They need to lock you up and throw away the key! LOL. All humor aside, this was pretty good. I used to know a necrophiliac who lived at the Veteran's Center I worked at (for real). He was a pretty nice guy but I tried to stay out of his room.


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