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Regurgitation
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Bathroom humor this would be...LOL!

Regurgitation…


 


Dinner just came a flowin’,


Up & out then down the drain, yes I’m knowin’,


Still feels as if I may “come up” with more,


Stomach does feel like I did eat a whole door…


 


Must have been the wood in that door,


Old and worn out it was, without any holes,


Guess unfortunately, the only way to feel better,


Is to puke my brains out, till my guts are again whole…


 


Sorry to impart this info on you in this manner,


But if I go back to bed now, I will be wearing a banner,


That states I am a dunce, for always and once,


Because I will not be able to sleep, for fear I will have to again run,


Back to the bathroom to allow my stomach its fun…


            © ed – 3/31/04


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Regurgitation"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 31, 2004
Imoduim helps....lol!!

Nice shitty poem....yikes.....lollapot!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 31, 2004
Ed, it must have been the door off an old tuna boat.(lol) Keep a small wash basin by the side of your bed. They come in handy and prevent unnecessary accidents. Oh Yeah! and watch out for splinters.

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on March 31, 2004
Poor thing, Ed... obviously, nothing escapes your pen! lol... don't worry until your face is some shade of green.. THEN... write a poem about that! hehe... I'm sorry.. I just find great delight in how you share so much of yourself in your verses... sooooo much! (smile) Do take good care of yourself... and keep that pen and paper handy so we won't miss a "chapter" ... love to you and Rufuz. katy xox.


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