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Green
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Inspired by Katy, who leaves me green with envy everytime she writes a new one...LOL!

Green…


 


Green is my face,


Must be a disease from outer space,


I hope god in heaven will have the grace,


To erase this scourge that has attacked my face, oh what a disgrace?


 


If only I could get past this green that is embracing my otherwise beautiful face,


I would never again do what I did to cause this green of face,


Just give me a chance, to fully embrace, that which I really do need, just in case…


 


Feel for me, you all without green in your gills, but still,


Maybe I can make lots of money from this malady, money being green also,


The Amazing Green Man I could become,


I doubt I would have too many chums, but I would be rolling in the dough,


From my green haired head right down to my crusty green toe…


              © ed – 3/31/04


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 Reviews of "Green"
Reviewed by Donna Maris
Reviewed on March 31, 2004
And I thought this was about Gumby or
Kermit or the green hulk or fungus? lol let me
get my penicillin shot..lol
nice Ed..between you and Tinka
im green with envy
;) Donna

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 31, 2004
Greenpeace to You Ed!!

Little slip on the Imoduim...but remember that if your stomach turns green on you.....lol!!

Just blame it on Rufuz this time okay......hehehehe!!

Oh yeah so by the way you woke me with that other comment...wink>>>>!!

Love Tinka


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