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No Sense, no scents, no cents
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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No scents, sense, cents, do I make, ever but this you already know as I usually take the cake...

No Scents…


 

No, cannot smell, even with this proboscis,

Cannot, either, make sense of anything at all,

Nor can I make any cents, to use to spend,

All these ways to use the word, therein I make some sense…

 

Crazy is the English language, so many from so few,

Words are hard for those from other countries to learn,

As they have so many meanings, but spelled the same, better to just burn,

The dictionary, thesaurus and word power guides,

And learn what you can from the use of the language, no lies…

 

So what have we learned here today?

That I know the English language to a small degree, that is true ,

Do I know how to use said language is the question on your mind, yes on cue?

Hell, Rufuz may use the language better than I or me or he, depending on the outlook,

Yes, Ed, why don’t you just give up the ghost and get a freaking clue…

                   © ed –4/1/04

  

 


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 Reviews of "No Sense, no scents, no cents"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 1, 2004
Oh Boy I know the feeeeeling of all those "tenses" senses..what ever.....god knows I do struggle...but I think by this time that became my so called "licence" in poetry..heheheheh!!

Love Tinka


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