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Out of Focus
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My humor returned,
Yes I did learn,
From you all so dear,
How truly and altogether clear,
I have been of late, and so near...

(Found, I did, my humor once again, hidden in the bowels of   my bowels,


              one good “movement” & I find,

      How hot I can be & no more trots for me, so kind…)

 

 


Out of Focus…


 

My focus of late, as per a recent posting, has been a bit blurred,

Yes, I guess it’s kinda been for the birds, my speech also slurred,

That said, I do freely admit,

The use of hallucinogens, yes that must be it!

 

Okay, I’ve come clean, half the battle, or so it seems, won,

Won’t, although, be changing my ways, no not this one,

Sorry to be such a burden to you all,

With these effects that most certainly bring one to crawl,

As walking, talking & stalking do require more,

Motor coordination than I can muster, or otherwise store…

          © ed – 4/03/04  

 

 


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 Reviews of "Out of Focus"
Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on April 3, 2004
Ed...don't give up...we look for your works everyday!

Reviewed by Bobbie Hess (Reader)
Reviewed on April 3, 2004
Who said you were a burden? Your aspects on the "different" things in life is enlightening--most would never think along those lines. Thanks for your spirit of writing .. . b


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