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Windy Out
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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This place needs a category for crazy, as I would fit right in...

Windy Out…


 


The wind outside is howling,


Rufuz inside is scowling,


He can’t go outside, cause he likes the cold,


I hate to do it to him but herein I really must scold…


 


Out all day he was, when it finally stopped raining,


The wind it blew him away, almost, his paws they were straining,


To keep from blowing away, his neck he was craning,


To see what was going on in the camper, as my snoring, sounds like a train, needs a damper…


 


And still outside the wind does howl,


Like that of a banshee or wolf does it sound somehow,


The creatures of the night, they do scamper, into their burrows,


To avoid the coming of the dreaded wood nymph we have all heard with sorrow…


 


Screaming in the woods, to scare the living,


Even the dead do seem to be scared into shivering,


What can one do, when the nymph does come, but to be ready with food, yes I am giving,


Another poem made so nonsensically tense, making very little sense in the long run,


So bear with it, read it and ignore it, it needs no explanation, unless you are stunned…


              © ed – 4/4/04 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Windy Out"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 5, 2004
O Ed I am stunned.....lol!!

God you talk about snoring....at 3 AM this morning nature was calling {the 50 thing} aI heard this helluva snoring going on outside....I looked through the window to see which dog of mine was snoring like that {I HAVE...God let me count first...lol} 9 dogs on the farm...and it was this smallest dog of the pack that was so loud...so I had to call him to bring him back to silence!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 5, 2004
Wood nymphs are really fond of pizza - put plenty by your door - and they will most certainly leave you alone.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on April 5, 2004
Poor Rufuz. Cute write. Perhaps crazy is on its way.

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Reviewed on April 4, 2004
Ed, I want whatever you're smoking; it's much better than mine!


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