Opinions are Like Onions (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Opinions are Like Onions
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Opinions can also be like bunions as well as onions...
Opinions… Opinions are like onions, Most of the time they reek, Yes they do, they smell so stinky, Some mean a lot, yes they are of great size, Some mean so little; yes they are dinky, But the kinds I like are the ones that are really kinky… When opinions come from those we respect & admire, I must truly admit, I read them as if I was on fire, For they are the ones that are worth my time, Most of my friends, and some that are not, Are in this group of opinionated minions… Opinions are like bunions, You live with them while they are there, You don’t miss them when they are gone, So share yours with me, feel free, And we will all go on thru life, I am sure you will agree, All happy, and full of glee… © ed – 4/6/04

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on April 6, 2004

"KInky"??? Ed,, did you say "kinky"??? Oky Dokey, then... lol. In my opinion (there's THAT word.. ) this is a rollicking commentary, straight from your ever-thinking, (kinky??) mind... Yep. Onions are lovely... easy to peeeeeeal... hehehe.. You can keep the bunions, though.. ick! LOL.. katy xox.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

(((ed)))

LOL, my kinky friend! you and your twisted mind create genius! :) i adore your writes--and your onions! err...meant opinion, of course LOL (this made me laugh so hard i'm crying!)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. you're a mess, but i love you for it :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Absolutely well written message poem Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

excellent title, ed, and love this poem! thanks for the sharing!

(((HUGS))) to you (and the big ol' furrball) in new joisey from texas--

love, your texas friend, karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Dan Summerfield (Reader)

Ed;

Correct, Ed. Opinions are like onions, but every once in a while a big ol' clove of garlic shows up and the reader wonders whether to digest it or not knowing that it is good for one's health but that its powerful odor, pleasing to some but very unpleasant to many others, will be on his/her breath for a long time.

Dan S.

Reviewed by ya mama (Reader)

nicely done.

Reviewed by Dr. Subrata Ganguli

This opinion is worth my time.

Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen

Love that title, Ed! I like the abstracted opinions, myself, ones that have black and white twisted into a spiral and send thoughts off to "What-the-hell?' Land! Especially at 4:20, see you then! ;)

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)

Hi Ed...I hope I am part of that onion bunch..LOL...
Everyone has an opinion about something...It's life
isn't it...good poem here....floria

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

'But the kinds I like are the ones that are really kinky…'

Dial 1 800 KINKY. They accept all major credit cards.

Reviewed by Scott Zachary

This is one of your best, Ed. And so true!

Scott

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