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Coronal Mass Ejaculation
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Inspired by none other than our own Karla Dorman, read her poem, Aurora to see how she inspired this humorous take on that inspiration...

Coronal Mass Ejaculation…


 

Something to do with the sun; spots and like that,

Cumming down to earth and making lights in the sky,

For those of us that live in the southern Texas area,

But for NJ more clouds and wet, but what else is new, boy, am I high…

 

Sounds sexual in nature, realize well the above implications,

Hope you all don’t turn into patients, like that movie about the Triffods,

For if you do, so many will you have complications,

So don’t get to high or up, your expectations,

For the sun having ejaculations, by the time it actually reaches the earth,

Will be nothing but a sputter and only a slight burst…

 

Enough for now, I really must be moving, don’t want to be anywhere near,

When the sun spews forth its hot seed, won’t be much only mere,

At least as far as I know and have already stated, nowhere near here…

                                    © ed – 4/7/04

 

 


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 Reviews of "Coronal Mass Ejaculation"
Reviewed on April 9, 2004
(((ed)))

you scoundrel, you! this is not what i had in mind LOL

hysterical write--only you could pull this off and get away with it (i love it)

((((HUGS)))) and love, karla. :) LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed on April 9, 2004
wonderful write, ed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Reviewed on April 8, 2004
Now we know...the sun does NOT practice "safe sex!"

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 8, 2004
Well penned Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 7, 2004
A Mass Ejaculation? Besides reporting strange cougar sightings and the NJ Devil, is this what you New Jersey folks do to pass the time??


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