“Belly-Button Lint vs. Butt Fuzz”

Lint or fuzz, which way do you go?

Personally the fuzz does stink, so,

I go with the lint, from my deep, deep inny,

Which do you have, an inny or outy?

Belly buttons and butts, am I stretching here or what?

No other ideas have I for writes today so herein have fun,

I hope you get some today, or none, what ever makes you happy,

I know, I know, this poem is becoming altogether quite sappy,

But you know I love to make you laugh,

Even a laugh that is only a half, better than no laugh at all…

Lint from the button, is just so much soft and pliable,

Butt fuzz on the other hand, has this odiferous nature to it, yes stinky,

It could also be called altogether quite kinky,

As most have nothing more to do with their butt fuzz,

Than to wash it out as much as possible, yes, gotta get out the scuzz!    

So don’t be making disgusting comments regards my study herein,

For I stayed away from what could be called “rear-end” humor…J

                   © ed – 4/10/04