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Piglet
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Why do daddy and mommy call me a piglet? I look like a dog, and act like a dog, and even smell like a dog, what the hell is a piglet anyway?

Piglet…


 


My name is Rufuz but daddy & mommy call me piglet,


I guess it is because I burp so much after I eat,


I think it works to make my tummy feel better; it’s really neat,


But what can I do when I eat I get gas,


Better to let it out my mouth than my a**…


 


Oh daddy will get mad if bad language I do use,


He says he would never do that, he just such an angel, or is that a ruse?


He is outside cleaning the yard, getting it ready for summer, so hard,


I try to help, I dig little holes, but all he does is yell,  


He looks so funny falling down, seems he blames me, I can’t imagine…


 


So Aunt Katy, Karen & Karla, & Uncle Ed K., Dan S., & Bob B., what should I do?


Should I let daddy work alone or go out and bug him some more?


Make him play with me and my ball, with rain coming tomorrow, he will then stall,


No more work till next weekend, that is of course if no rain is in the forecast,


But I love the rain, it keeps it cool, I hate the heat, unless it is a girl dog in it…


                © Rufuz – 4/10/04


                         


 


 


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 11, 2004
aunti tinka says do it again ....your daddy forgot about her..geeeee!!

Make a big hole okay......daddy is quite big as you know......and dark angles need to be deep Under....Okay Rifuz......don't let daddy see this letter okay....lol!!

Love Aunty Tinka

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on April 11, 2004
Willow says Dig, and keep on digging,it's a K9 thing, get over it.
We dogs have dirt diving issues.

Hmmmm Piglet, my fav Pooh character, i thought we were headed for an eeeeaaaaaawww poem this time, WRONG!
Tough, Rufuz has spoken ;)
Duchess n Willow

Reviewed by James Justice (Reader)
Reviewed on April 10, 2004
This was really cute, I enjoyed it a lot...Thanks

Reviewed on April 10, 2004
(((rufuz)))

you're a good boy, go ahead and eat

you can't help it if you burp--even humans do that (and worse LOL)

go bug your daddy a little bit--but don't make him mad, 'kay? good boy! :)

i adore this write--and you, and your daddy and mama

(((HUGS))) and thanks for the mention,

love, auntie karla in texas. :)

Reviewed on April 10, 2004
this is absolutely delightful, ed! what a cute write; enjoyed so much!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

((((SPECIAL HUGS)))) to the Rufster from his Texas aunties!


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