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Rings
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not necessarily funny, need some category to put it in...this is the closest...


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Rings...


 


For thousands of years, worn on the fingers,


Recently worn in many other places, so varied…


 


In the navel, pierced it must hurt,


In the nipple on the chest, man that smarts,


In the ears, not such a big thing,


Even some of our noses seem to have a ring…


 


Some wear them only but one,


Others go a bit overboard, a whole lot more,


Small are most rings, worn on the pinky,


Then there are those bigger, a bit more kinky,


Worn around the balls to maintain an erection,


I cannot see what the reason is for having it in that section…


 


Rings of all sorts of styles, have come and gone,


An item easily taken to the pawn, also withdrawn,


Well before you herein start to yawn,


I will end this poem here & now, I’m totally gone…


                   © ed – 4/15/04 


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 Reviews of "Rings"
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Reviewed on April 17, 2004
The only ring I ever want to see below my midsection better be lying on a table while I'm standing up. Sheesh! The son of a friend of mine used to talk about crossing his own "T", if you know what I mean. THAT thought makes me wince and cross my knees every time I think about it!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 15, 2004
Awwwwww...never seen those kinky ones....lol!!

Aint they called Knockers......hehehehehe??

Ringer if a write Ed.....dong dong tring-tring...ring my bell!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on April 15, 2004
Bought myself a new thumb ring tonight, tis acutally magnetic, brilliant for increasing circulation and reducing Arthritic pain.
They make them very attractive too these days, I swear by magnetic therapy for arthritic conditions, fibromyalgia CFS, pass it on, or use them if you have pain, and NO one big one around the testicular part of the anatomy will ease that pain LOLOL. That requires different treatment hehe.
xxxCh'erie

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2004
OUCH....LOL...I like them on the finger best...
Ok on teens in the ears...but I dont care for
them in different parts of bodies...Yet if we
study history...people have been adorning themselves
with rings for years and years...some were made of
bones...good writing Ed...have a nice day...floria


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