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Fender Bender
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What else can one do but laugh, has NOT been a good week on this end, LOL!

Fender Bender…


 


Today I had a bit of an accident,


This I know for my truck now has a dent,


The young girl who hit me, no injuries for us both,


She seemed to cry, and was upset, and kinda scared at the same time…


 


She was a kid, seventeen, no less,


I did my best to remind her, it was an accident, no more,


She did not do it on purpose, and I understood,


Why let it get you down, I really must herein confess?


 


Her car took the brunt of the damage,


Lost her front bumper, my rear tire only blown,


On went my spare, and away I went to finish my job,


Oh of course, after the cops had their time with paperwork, so don’t sob…


 


I felt kinda sorry for her, this young kid, seems so long since my first wreck,


I hate to think what her insurance rates will be like, but what can I do?


We had to call the cops, we had to do the right thing, what more can anyone do?


                   © ed – 4/21/04


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Fender Bender"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 21, 2004
I hate this kinda thing....shame...touch wood I myself am lucky enough to say.....I missed everytime....lol!!

But the rest of the family....grrrrrrr....!!

Got a speeding fine in the post yesterday.......camera shot......my son was the driver of my car..grrrr!!

Love Tinka

Love Tinka


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