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Where Did Everybody Go?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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No posting from all that I track, are you alright, or did you fall off your collective tracks...?

Where Did Everybody Go…?


 


Hey, I came home, expecting to see,


Many, many poems and stories from sea to sea,


Not one did I receive, is it you or is it me?


 


I usually have tons of stuff to read before I sleep,


Things to think about, comment on and generally to keep,


But tonight, nobody did write anything; or AOL did not allow it, ain’t that cheap?


 


Pouring rain here, did so all the way home,


Got Rufuz walked; out we did roam,


Prior to the onslaught again of rainy weather,


Rufuz is happy to have me home, and I say of the rain, whatever…


 


Time for a buzz, no headache have I had today, someone’s prayers worked okay,


I give thanks to all that prayed,


For my headache &/or my general malaise the last few days…


 


So get your collective butts up and start to type,


I need to see some humor from Katy; yes I am ripe,


Then another twisted quotation from Anna Marie,


Would help to sleep this night so happy and free,


Or a weather related poem from Karla, my dear,


Anything from Ed K would be welcome,


Or Dan S, or Bill B or Tinka or anyone for that matter…


 


You all really worry me, when I do not see one posting,


I have so many I read, you really must be coasting,


Along through your life today, so send me something, yes with toasting!            


                            © ed – 4/23/04


  


 


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 Reviews of "Where Did Everybody Go?"
Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)
Reviewed on April 25, 2004
Ed: My tracker thingy's not working either. I wondered why I hadn't gotten any notifications all weekend long. However, I've been pretty busy working, shopping, trying to enjoy the weekend--there ain't enough hours in the weekend to do everything I want to do. Glad you're feeling better, cuz I'm still sick although my fever's finally gone.

Reviewed on April 24, 2004
(((ed)))

i'm here, just been so dang busy! will try to do better

love your thoughts--continue to feel better, we need you 'round here!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on April 24, 2004
Hi Ed....I don't track anyone..I just read the board
but I know of another person who is having the same
problems as you are and he has written to Matt...I
guess the tracking thing is not working...anyway...
you have a great day...so glad you are feeling better...
love to you...floria

Reviewed by Joyce Hale
Reviewed on April 24, 2004
Like.... maybe Real Life grabs our arms once in a while and pulls us kicking and screaming into the Real World! LOL Enjoyed your write!

Peace.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 24, 2004
Booooooo........here I am I did post buddy......but I waited for hours before any reviews came through.....I think tha aliens kidnapped Matt......or what ever!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 23, 2004
You haven't commented on my last two poems. I figured you got tired of my BS. Maybe you aren't receiving anyone's posts.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2004
Expand your horizons. [smiles]
Neat poem and indeed humorous.

I only make it here about once a month to read or post.

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on April 23, 2004
Hmmm....sounds like everybody's been dipping into the cooking sherry.


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