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No More Haiku for You
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Not meant to be a haiku person, thanks for all the positive responses, but I know the real deal...ed
No More Haiku for You… Okay, as a haiku artist I am a failure, So there will be no more haiku for you, No more haiku will I subject you too… I just don’t seem to get it, I try and try and still I am just too stupid, So, frankly, I say forget it…

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Reviews of "No More Haiku for You"

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)

Reviewed on April 29, 2004

The divil with numbers, man!
Just write us your regular glorious, humorous, amorous stuff...
and we'll lap it up like warm brandy...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on April 29, 2004

I agree with Renee. And why worry about Haiku anyway? Invent your own - like Andy did with Britiku. How about Ediku or Matlackidu?

Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)

Reviewed on April 29, 2004

Honey, you are not stupid! So don't ever think that! The point is that you tried your best! Everyone here on the Den knows that! So don't ever put yourself down. Remember, I am always in "your corner".... or where ever you want me to be.....lol. I love you honey!

Love.....Rene'

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on April 28, 2004

What are you, the haiku nazi? If you're not gonna do it for us, at least do it for you. Everyone else will follow.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 28, 2004

Welcome to the club ED.....geeeeesh I just cant do Haiku's myself......I call Hi_Iq's....lol!!

Love Tinkaku

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on April 28, 2004

Ha..That was great Ed, I thought you did just fine!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on April 28, 2004

NO I GOT TOLD THAT, BRUV DO BRITIKU, HERE'S THE LIST OF RULE.
5.7.5
FUN
FUN
FUN
FUN
FUN

When it doubt with any of the above rules just ask...lolol

I refusedto be beaten, never had a complaint about Britiku.
You ain't no failure, they just make immposible rules...:))

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