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Can't Log In
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I can but only laugh...what else is there...don't ask how I got logged in, I am not sure, only that I went thru AOL, then got onto MSN as well, but it works so what the hell...ed

Can’t Log in, Oh my…


 


9 am, & I cannot log in, but why?


Want to leave this posting,


Cannot even do that, can’t review,


This really stinks, pee yew…


 


Here I sit, nothing to do,


Work a bit later; right now I want to sue,


As my favorite place, it seems to be closed,


Can’t enter my poems, can’t post my prose…


 


Websites the culprit, computers too,


How about it, are you able to get on, can you?


Guess I will watch on the dvd, Rose Red,


I can’t do anything else, I feel like I am dead…


 


Sooner or later this posting will connect,


Till then I have time, yes I can do anything,


But I love writing & I love posting, oh what the heck,


Why whine, why bitch, I cannot change it,


All it does it bring an ache like a headache to my neck…


                   © ed – 4/30/04  


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 Reviews of "Can't Log In"
Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2004
I know that is computers for ya, but for some of us, at times, computers are our only link to the human world. So very well written.....lol.

Love,
Rene' xxoo

Reviewed on May 1, 2004
Ha ha..Ed, this was great! I hate it when that happens!

Reindeer


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