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AOL + MSN = AD
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I am pretty good at addition it seems, at least with words, not so much numbers...

AOL + MSN = AD…


 


Will wonders never cease,


I am able to again access Authors Den with ease,


Took a few days to figure out a way,


I did however probably put in my relationship with Matt, a crease…


 


Boy did I light into him, saying all sorts of nasty things,


At the time I thought he must deserve them,


But it may have been this computer of mine, or not, don’t know,


Hopefully, with myself back on, I can try, yes maybe, put on a good show…


 


Sorry, Matt, but I am not on the way I should be, still have to go thru MSN,


And I am not even sure how I did get on; maybe someone with savvy can explain,


As my computer skills seem to be lacking, oh yes, they are so much lame,


But in the field of addition, not so much math, but words, I am pretty good, I do claim,


You can see by the name of this poem, and the fact that I am back on,


Okay, okay, maybe I can admit, yes, maybe just this once, Matt & AD was not to blame,


                     MAYBE…


 


                             © ED – 5/2/04


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "AOL + MSN = AD"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2004
The still haven't answered my problem of Internet Explorer logins.. since Dec! sigh.. glad you're back, Ed. I had no idea. katy xox.

Reviewed by Jeff Mason
Reviewed on May 2, 2004
We all get frustrated. Glad you're back on. -- Jeff

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 2, 2004
Who is Matt? Pls explain. Is he a computer gremlin? An AOL salesman? A neighbor?

Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2004
I am so glad that you found a way to get back on Authors Den.

Love,
Rene' xxoo

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on May 2, 2004
And I thought it was just me. Enjoyed!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on May 1, 2004
Yes I had to do that a few time. lest aol say's broken server 502.

Yet calculus, programing is a sinch, getting on here Methinks I need more qual's. very good point...........


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