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Notifications
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I don't know what category to put it under, but humor, if you can't laugh, you will cry...but don't tell me that else I will die...

 


Seems the notifications thingy is out of order again,


 


This could just about make someone like me go insane,


 


Yes it could drive me there, short drive but nonetheless with my brain,


 


How hard can it be for AD to sustain and maintain,


 


This notifications “thingy”, maybe if they did not add all the rest,


 


Left well enough alone, this problem would not have caused on this end undue unrest…


 


 


But what the hey, it gives me something to write about as I had felt again, so drained,


 


Maybe if the powers that be would just send out a system wide note,


 


Because leaving this whole system problem just so much unexplained,


 


Puts me in a quandary that I find hard to escape from, I really am so much pained…


 


 


So, get your respective butts in gear, “gods of AD”, and fix this system wide glitch,


 


Yes you must, even if it is not something nice, scratch that system wide itch,


 


Yes I know, this guy Ed is something of a pain in the butt & a son of a bitch…


 


                        © ed – 5/6/04


 


   


 


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 6, 2004
Ahem.. hmmm.. pardon me, sir.. but I don't know what this is about.. I liked reading it, though, cuz it was a well-expressed rant! (grin) care to open my eyes, Eddie M ?? katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 6, 2004
I think Anna Marie has a point here Ed!!

Hope you will be okay soon buddy!!

Tell Rufuz to go nibble that AD Butt...and see if it will help..lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on May 6, 2004
Yes, I agree, it is a pain in the butt...but I wonder how many
of us may be contributing to the problems on AD by posting extra
words, music, etc...to clog the system?
MSN could use a little jacking up on occasion, too! I have trouble
accessing MOST of my MSN group pages, on some days.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 6, 2004
Yes I know, this guy Ed is something of a pain in the butt & a son of a bitch…

Hey, I resent that!

PS Maybe the problem is with AOL. But, why not just scroll down the poetry page, and read your favorite folks anyway?


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