Some days a girl,

Some days a boy,

Go ahead; give it a whirl,

Become someone’s toy,

Drinks only things with a swirl,

Eats only, but not too much, soy,

Gotta keep that girlish figure, oy!

As a transvestite,

Wears a girdle that fits really tight,

When awaking one day to find he/she is transgendered,

Starts out early going on a bender,

And drinks only mixed from a blender…

Never know what to call him/her,

One day it’s Jodie Sue & the next it’s Jody Cody,

His/her job that of a rock and roll roadie,

He/she seems to me to be in need of some therapy…

                   © ed – 5/6/04