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Donut Holes
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Screw the doctor, I am here to eat, have fun and cheat...

Donut Holes…


 


More than just a meal,


Nothing there to steal,


Air is there, no more can I feel…


 


One of the three food groups,


Don’t know which one,


Get to drink milk too,


Dipping into it my donut meal…


 


Forget breakfast, lunch & dinner,


Better to snack, better to be a sinner,


The doctor she says to watch what I eat,


Screw her, it’s my life, here to have fun, so let me cheat…


                   © ed – 5/9/04


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 Reviews of "Donut Holes"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 9, 2004
Hehehehehehe......just enjoy your day Ed!!

Yes screw the doctor...lol..that could be funny!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Jim Dunlap
Reviewed on May 9, 2004
A bit vehement, but it is funny.


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