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Unctuous
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I know what the word means, I wasn't really writing about it, just I kinda liked the look of it, kinda sounded funny, LOL

           


Sounds an interesting name for a poem as always so weird,


 


This poem it is written by me and eventually geared,


 


For you the reader, the commenter and reviewer, so well cleared,


 


Of all there is to know, having written of same, you all are most revered…


 


 


Have I been unctuous as of yet?


 


Or do I need to compliment and flatter you more, I don’t want to have to regret,


 


You are all so beautiful, so compassionate and some are even sore,


 


In the nostril department, yes I speak of Karla, getting hit when she is bored,


 


Sorry that this poem is exactly what I shouldn’t write,


 


No humor, no fun, no left or right,


 


Can’t tell my one from the other, now you know I must be high,


 


I try very much to never, like George with wooden teeth, tell a lie…


 


 


Does this poem make any sense to you all?


 


Did I make my point, whatever it was I tried to tell, or was it just a call?


 


Either way, I just had to keep my hand in, write something, even though,


 


I have no idea what I write, but what else is new, I am forever and a day,


 


Looking for something new or old, just have to keep writing, just have to have something to say…


 


                   © ed – 5/10/04


 


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 Reviews of "Unctuous"
Reviewed on May 11, 2004
Ed, and not even the slightest bit rambunctious...


...Michael

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 11, 2004
Most outstanding Ed!!

Keep that pen flowing!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on May 10, 2004
Yes Ed! Keep writing. You make the den smile..
and sometimes laugh. You and Rufus are my hero's.:)

*Linda*

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 10, 2004
I get it, Ed! Your fingers are just "chatterboxes"... knda like my mouth! (grin) Work away... and take good care. katy xox.


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