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Breakfast Omelet/haiku
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Haiku, hey there is no category for food!?
Breakfast Omelet…(haiku) Mozzarella cheese Regular cheese included On toast with mayo

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Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on May 11, 2004

Darn like to comment but you've made me hungery, great KU

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on May 11, 2004

(((ed)))

no cheese on mine, please
cheese blocks up my intestines
uh, oh...t. m. i.!! LOL

fun write--enjoyed--laughing at e.w.'s comments LOLOLOLOLOL "goodyear" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

thanks for the smiles :)

Reviewed by E. Richardson

Reviewed on May 11, 2004

like the others here, now I am hungry...but I am not sure about letting Rufuz share...I gave my dog Cujo cheese one time and one time only...it made him gas propelled...called him GoodYear for the rest of the day!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on May 11, 2004

I don't know, Eddie; but you did it well! Now my tummy is growling; and it's thanks to you and your damned HAIKU! LOL Now I will have to go and slake my hunger before someone hears my tummy talking!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your (hungry) Texas friend, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on May 11, 2004

yummy write Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on May 11, 2004

Now I'm hungry. Good one.

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on May 11, 2004

Ha ha..this was so cute, just made me smile, Gots bacon?

Reindeer

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on May 11, 2004

Just add the ham and I'll be there :-)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 11, 2004

There is a 'Cooking, Food, Wine' Category, Ed.

And your Haiku is making me hungry!

PS Give a little of that to Rufuz, but not too much!!

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