Crotch’s…

Here I am again to tell you all,

That as a crotch sniffer I am the best,

Surely, if you met me, you’d see I do have a ball,

Sniffing crotch’s of everyone I meet at the mall…

One day a long time ago,
I met this lady; she must have been one hundred,

At least that is what dad said about her,

Anyway I went up and stuck my nose in her crotch,

She said, “oh a crotch sniffer you are, I must need a bath!”

Dad thought that was disgusting, ewwwwww he did say,

All I wanted from the lady was for her to throw my ball and play…

I keep a running account, a journal of all my sniffed crotches,

Some are sweet, some are rank, some are nothing, but they surely did stank,

Hey I am a dog, I don’t know good grammar, if it wasn’t for the spell checker,

I would surely be misspelling most of the words herein,

Otherwise I would also surely be drawing a big blank…

                   © Rufuz – 5.20.2004